So this Polar Bear is in the North Pole and he goes up to his mom and he says,
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And his mom says, "Yes, of course you are. What are you talking about!? Yeah!"
And he says: "C'mon, level with me! I've been trying to get the courage to ask you this for a long time. Am I really a polar bear?"
She says: "Yes, of course you are! If you don't believe me, go ask your dad."
And he goes: "I will ask my dad!"
And he walks around the igloo and he goes up to his dad and he goes:
"Pop, let me ask you a question in all seriousness. Am I really a polar bear?"
And the father says: "Yes, of course. You're a polar bear. Mum's a polar bear. I'm a polar bear. Why would you ask such a silly question?"
And he says: "Because, I'm freezing. I'm cold."